Choosing a Specialty

I’m going into internal medicine.
Eight hours on rounds – again?

I’m going into pediatrics.
One more well-child visit and I’m going to vomit.

I’m going into general surgery.
The scrub tech looks ready to kill someone.

I’m going into emergency medicine.
The patient is currently breastfeeding a raccoon.

Yup, I’m absolutely going into emergency medicine.

Rachel Tsolinas, MD

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