“Alimentary my dear Watson,” Sherlock stated

This was the part that Watson hated

“The duodenum could not have done it

For there was not a place for a pair to sit

But in the beta cells of the isles of Langerhans

Achalasia caught esophageal dyssynergia

Resulting in an acute dysphagia and so walks with an ileum and sweating hands


What’s more he worships the sphincter of Oddi”

An obvious fact thought I

“And this gives us a valuable lecithin

On the cult of the cholecystokinin

We’ll know who was right pylorus

With a simple Vermiform appendix

Performed singly by me or sprue

And Cecum justice in the pancreas.”