“Alimentary my dear Watson,” Sherlock stated
This was the part that Watson hated
“The duodenum could not have done it
For there was not a place for a pair to sit
But in the beta cells of the isles of Langerhans
Achalasia caught esophageal dyssynergia
Resulting in an acute dysphagia and so walks with an ileum and sweating hands
What’s more he worships the sphincter of Oddi”
An obvious fact thought I
“And this gives us a valuable lecithin
On the cult of the cholecystokinin
We’ll know who was right pylorus
With a simple Vermiform appendix
Performed singly by me or sprue
And Cecum justice in the pancreas.”
